I wonder what will be engraved on my tombstone? it's always someone else who makes that decision. And when the responsibility seems too grave, (no pun intended) they opt for the standard, socially accepted list of "Loving mother", "Devoted Husband", "Dearest Wife" etc..
My friends and family will probably opt for "Fortune Cookie" but at the end of the day it should probably read, "I'll be there in 5 minutes..."
What will your tombstone read?